BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
December 17, 2008
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--BCS computers deemed Germany worthy of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States, the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weightedevent."
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested, "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
Now if this doesn't get an outcry of support for a play off system in College Football, it sure needs to be noted that the "DAMN" BCS System voted for Hitler as the victor of WWII.
GO UTAH UTES!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Random Thoughts for the New Year
Some random thoughts for the new year. One, keeping a job as many are losing theirs. Two, Move to Denver by June. We are currently working on getting this house we want in Denver which may or may not happen. Three, Stay healthy, we always say we want to lose weight, however my goal is to LOSE WEIGHT! at least 25 to 40 lbs. 3rd I want to be successful what ever it is that I am to be doing. School is still going strong and I am doing well there. I just need to keep at it because just a little longer I will be done and be looking forward to the benefits of it. 4th just enjoy life, take time for myself and my family and not stress out to much. I feel that there is enough "STUFF" going on that others can handle it and I shouldn't worry about it. Don't sweat the small stuff. Continue to expect out of others what they expect out of me is something that will continue this year as well.
I think this sums it all up. God Speed!
I think this sums it all up. God Speed!
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